i have been called intimidating because of my funnyness a lot lately.
i have been called a "god" onstage by three different girls. who don't even know each other.
over the summer, a girl told people that she dated me, when we did not.
once, a girl told me that i was her personal idol.
on thursday, a girl i do not know said that i was amazing, and that she "wanted to BE me." exact quote.
sometimes when i walk downtown, random people stop me and quote things that i said onstage.
once, an old lady told me that i made her laugh so hard that her cheeks hurt.
the life of a comedian is amusing.
p.s.s. tomorrow will be an interesting day, you creep. i can't fucking wait to see how you justify the shit you did.